I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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