White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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