so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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