thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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