Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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