I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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