do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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