Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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