You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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