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I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
