She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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