Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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