you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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