They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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