just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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