I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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