I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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