I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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