normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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