You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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