Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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