I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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