We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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