i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize