She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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