i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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