Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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