5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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