You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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