Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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