I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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