his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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