Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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