So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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