Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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