You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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