Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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