Dual....:-)
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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