I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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