I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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