I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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