I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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