so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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