I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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