If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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