i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
