"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize
