So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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