Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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