just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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