He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
