Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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