If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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